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NICK JR FUNKY FOODS

SERVICES: ART DIRECTION, STYLING, illustrations

The idea was simple: Fear Factor for kids. Though we legally couldn’t force them to chow down tarantulas, we did manage to create wholly unappetizing foods, inspired by cartoon meals from our njr shows.

I worked with food stylists to bring our gross gourmet ideas to life. The end result is a wholesome video of grossed out kids with over a million views.  

snowballs

yield   6-8 servings

time    

45 minutes

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SPAGHETTI & 

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INGREDIENTS    

  • 2 sticks 
    unsalted butter

  • 3/4 cup flour

  • 1/2 cup sugar

  • 1/2 cup cocoa

  • 1/2 tsp baking soda

  • 1/8 tsp salt

  • 1 large egg

  • 1 large egg yolk

  • 1/4 cup sour cream

  • 1 teaspoon powdered instant coffee dissolved in 2/3 cup boiling water

  • 2 cups of shredded coconut flakes

  • 1/2 tbs vanilla

  • 28 oz can of whole tomatoes

  • one medium onion

  • 1 box spaghetti

  • splash of olive oil

  • COMBINE 1st stick of butter, onion and whole can of tomatoes and simmer for 45 minutes.
     

  • HEAT oven to 350°, butter and flour in a cupcake mold
     

  • MIX flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt and let sit for 5 minutes. Then add egg, sour cream and instant coffee.
     

  • DIVIDE batter evenly in molds, fill almost to the brim. Bake for 20-25 minutes. Place cakes on wire rack to cool completely.
     

  • BOIL sugar and water, and spaghetti separately, as cakes cool down. Cover and cook for 3 minutes. Uncover and continue to cook until the syrup registers about 3 minutes.
     

  • BEAT eggs until frothy. Add salt and beat until the whites are glossy. Beat in vanilla. Scoop out and reserve 3/4 cup of meringue. 
     

  • SHRED coconut in a food processor and pulse 15 times.
     

  • SLICE off the top third of each cake, carefully with a serrated knife. Pinch about a tbs of cake from inside and fill hole with a dollop of meringue, replacing the top. Thickly frost the top of the cakes with meringue and generously sprinkle each cake with coconut until completely covered. Tap down gently with coconut to create a tasty dome.
     

  • PUREE red sauce concoction and dress spaghetti beds. Top with snowballs and serve!

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PREPARATION    

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SQUID TENTACLES

yield   8 gummy tentacles

time    

2.5 hours

INGREDIENTS    

  • 1 cup of
    grape juice

  • 1 tbp lemon juice

  • course grain sugar

  • 3 packets
    of gelatine

  • citric acid

  • plastic mold 
    (bonus points for tentacle shape)

  • PREP molds. Place on a cookie sheet or tray for easy transfer to the fridge.
     

  • BRING grape juice to a boil in a saucepan.
     

  • REMOVE from heat and add citric acid, lemon juice and half the sugar.
     

  • WHISK in gelatin gradually to avoid clumping.
     

  • COOL for 2-3 minutes before pouring into the molds. 
     

  • REFRIGERATE for two hours then remove from fridge and pop out of the molds.
     

  • COAT with second half of course sugar and prepare to pucker up. 

PREPARATION    

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INGREDIENTS    

  • 2 lbs pork liver

  • 2 lbs pork shoulder

  • 1 tsp of any green herbs you got

  • 1/2 tsp nutmeg

  • 1/4 tsp cayenne

  • 6 cloves of garlic

  • 3/4 maple syrup

  • casing

PREPARATION    

  • SEPARATE fat from the meat and dice them into small chunks. Chill the meat before grinding.
     

  • MIX chilled pork with fresh garlic and dry ingredients and spices. Set wet ingredients aside.
     

  • RESERVE a six inch casing tale and start filling machine with one hand.
     

  • PINCH the sausage to the preferred length, using the other hand to twist and create sausage links.

You don’t get 100 Million subscribers without making a few snow cats.

You don’t get 100 Million subscribers without making a few snow cats.

You don’t get 100 Million subscribers without making a few snow cats.

yield   36 inches of casing

time    

2 hours

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LIVERWURST LINKS 

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KRILLSICLES

yield   6 popsicle sticks

time    

a chilly night in the freezer

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INGREDIENTS    

  • BOIL 1 cup of water.
     

  • REMOVE from heat, add 1 cup of coconut water, juice of 1 lemon and 1 sprig of basil.
     

  • STIR and let cool.
     

  • ADD full leaves of basil to popsicle molds.
     

  • REMOVE basil sprig from cooled syrup, and pour your liquid into popsicle molds. 

     

PREPARATION    

  • 1 cup of
    coconut water

  • 1 cup boiled water

  • 1 sprig of basil

  • 1 lime, juiced

  • 1 sheet seaweed

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